blackcatula:

No, you may call me PROFESSOR Kittington. I have a doctorate in whiskerology.

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

anmeichan:

I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU